There are, like, three-million athletes out there playing god knows how many different sports, all with their different sets of rules and their stats, which involve thinking about numbers and averages and tons of math-y crap you shouldn't have to deal with because you graduated high school, goddamnit, and should be finished with math for the rest of your life.
Anything less than six feet of accumulation is, by their estimation, a dusting, since in their day, they merely donned Speedos and flip-flops to frolick in the fluffy white stuff -- after they went to a full day of school, of course, because they're from Buffalo and BUFFALO NEVER CLOSED, GODDAMNIT.
"You're the king of England, goddamnit!
They are gonna send me over there to get me killed, goddamnit".
"I just don't want him to be made a goat, goddamnit," the president says.
Ian at the dinner table last night: "Goddamnit, these bills are destroying us, Claire.
"We're not that bad off, goddamnit!" The impoverishment is psychological, the crime pathological carelessness.
"It was like, 'Goddamnit, if he could write this story, then I could write it from a first-person perspective.
Goddamnit, where the hell is my woman and woman, woman-loving life in all this?" Faith is shocked.
"Papa" is an outdated term that was last popular in the 19th century, when men were rugged and bearded and ... Oh, goddamnit.
Some people have had to go as far as deleting the Bible app, because the Old Testament might be a rollicking good story but the world needs manual exposure sliders on their cameras goddamnit.
