There are a significant number of otherwise sane and rational people, who, whilst claiming to take an interest in what they eat and drink, nonetheless use laboratory margarines; unholy buttermilk, olive oil or vegetable "spreads"; and, almost as bad, spreadable butters.
In particular I'd be doing the world a disservice if I didn't respond to the growing number of apparently sane commentators who are urging Conan O'Brien to take his act online.
For me, numbers like "Aladdin Sane", with their repetitive circuits and overwound toy dynamics, find a parallel in the scratchy self-portraits and neon epigrams of Tracey Emin.
No sane person really believes there is a "number one album" of any kind.
His own Aladdin Sane (1973) topped the UK chart, his first number one album.
He also shattered a number of myths and rationales that saner members of society carry around with them when not confronted with pure hatred face-to-face.
Adele's like a sane Amy Winehouse, an Alison Moyet with better solo numbers.
I'm also not special or unique, and I speak on behalf of a great number of registered Republicans who are also sane, hardworking and compassionate Americans.
Fond belief number two: French men and women have much saner, and more relaxed, sexual relations than the uptight Anglo-Saxons, the frigid Germans or the silly Italians.
Marjorie Wallace, SANE's chief executive, said: "There has been a disturbing increase in the number of people with depression and anxiety due to financial uncertainty contacting our helpline for information and emotional support.
Marjorie Wallace, chief executive of the mental health charity SANE, said she hoped the 'street triage' scheme would reduce the "shocking numbers" of mentally ill people detained by police.
