Any sailor worth her salt knows how to tie a bowline, with the trailing edge of the rope tucked underneath to make a knot.
So naturally all eyes were on the Duchess of Cambridge as she stepped off a flight at Sydney airport with Prince George in a retro sailor suit on her hip and her husband, the Duke of Cambridge, in navy for her first official tour of Australia.
If I tell you that the heroine was born of a haystack encounter between her mother and a mental defective; that a Negro sailor gets her pregnant and deserts her; and that she sets up house, when her mother marries a drunk, with a homosexual art student – when I tell you this, you may legitimately suspect that a tearful inferno of a play awaits you at Stratford, E.
Welsh sailor Hannah Mills has revealed her amazement when American rapper Snoop Dogg recorded a video hailing her Olympic selection for the London Games.
She said she was moved to form the organization after watching a fellow lesbian sailor struggle to support her spouse and children without the same military benefits given to straight families.
In a grand attempt to appear raunchier than the last time we saw her twerking at the VMAs (a ratings boon), Cyrus on Sunday cursed like a drunken sailor, littered her speeches with as many references to her affinity for marijuana as possible and deliberately showed her bare breasts (twice).
She avoids being dumped in Germany when an American sailor likes her and offers to marry her.
A sailor recognizes her, and walks over and talks to her, but she pretends she doesn't know him and acts insulted.
Her first novel, McGlue, tracks the drunken innards of a 19th-century brain-injured sailor, and her stories, which are soon to appear in collection form, explore everything from Chinese brothels and dick-drawing New York Catholic schools to vain Malibu men with pimply-bad skin.
Someone else, a prostitute, walks past, and the sailor lets her through.
