The saying aptly describes 13 Reasons Why as well as Sheff's writing: brutal and forthright, holding back nothing.
"There will always be a market for this kind of porn as long as Muslim people are so uptight about sex," says aptly-named user, "Bellend".
Spin said it "aptly depicts our worst fears"; Gawker found it "despicable" and exploitive.
"This is a decision they made on their own," said the aptly named spokesman Josh Earnest.
"It used to be a job for life," said the aptly named Chris Gill, jerking his barrow up and down the busy aisles as if it were an ass you might kick.
The Somali historian Said Samatar aptly described their predecessors, the Union of Islamic courts, as a "fragile coalition of clans wrapped in an Islamic flag to look respectable"; al-Shabab similarly relies heavily on kinship ties to maintain solidarity and confront its enemies.
Monica Lewinski said it aptly in her recent Ted Talk when she said, "Never judge a person until you've walked a mile in their headline".
And Brick is fucked up because, as Margaret says so aptly, he's an "ass-aching Puritan".
