In the meantime, Hugh had been given a purple slip-on loafer with a stacked sole, red edging and two rows of studs encircling the base.
Fill in your rows of studs, and glue with fabric glue or glue intended for metals.
After you finish the rows of studs and these have dried, you can trade the purse's existing cord for a sleek metal or chain-mail version.
What it took this week – to wild acclaim on social media – was a night-time raid on Tesco in Regent Street, London, to cover two rows of steel studs on the storefront windowledge with a messy, but highly effective, layer of concrete.
A row of one-inch-high studs, which protesters claimed were designed to prevent people sleeping rough, were spotted outside a Tesco Metro on London's Regent Street just days after a similar strip of spikes were photographed outside a luxury block of flats in Southwark.
The images of both sets of studs prompted a furious Twitter row earlier this week with activists claiming that the spikes were an attack on the most vulnerable people in society.
He calls it the Cadeau2000 Ironphone in homage to the artist Man Ray, whose 1921 work "Cadeau" (French for "gift") consists of an old-fashioned flatiron studded with a row of tacks.
