Mashing them up with not one but two Star Wars themes is the neo-capitalist equivalent of locking monkeys in a room with typewriters until they produce Shakespeare.
Certain rooms contain typewriters that the player may use to save the game.
And so, really, how long can the Typewriter Room last?
According to Cathy Nyhan, fifth-floor manager at the New Main, San Francisco's old Main library had a typewriter room too, a bigger one, filled with "tons of typewriters".
It's an unequal partnership: one-part you flailing sloppily at the keyboard, like one of those monkeys scientists have got locked in a room with a typewriter trying to get it to produce the complete works of Shakespeare (which is, by the way, totally unnecessary.
You had a second job, she said--in the laundry room with my typewriter".
A fortunate few may manage to buy low and sell high with some frequency, but don't forget that if you leave enough monkeys in a room with a typewriter for enough time, they will produce Hamlet.
In another building opposite the farmhouse is a second writing room, with another typewriter, where he moved to accommodate the hundreds of books required in his search for the Ripper.
That work takes off from the premise that three monkeys, left alone in a room with three typewriters, will eventually produce Shakespeare's "Hamlet".
Sitting in her warm apartment, the walls lined with books and CDs, a grand piano squeezed into the main room, beautiful antique typewriters on display, she shrugs off her financial problems as "unimportant".
