The reef mostly contains flat rocks and booties are optional if you are good at not putting your feet down frequently.
"The Rock Star Librarian (RSL) Music Guide connects you to Black Rock City's booty shaking beats and live music jams," she writes on Kickstarter.
Defying the dumbness of much mainstream rock and the crass booty-call of most hip-hop, rhythm-and-blues is thriving on the energy of smart, self-respecting, highly creative women.
Following the lengthy trip down The River, it was time for Springsteen and the heart-stopping, pants-dropping, house-rocking, earth-quaking, booty-shaking, Viagra-taking, love-making - Le-gen-dary E - Street - Band to give the crowd some hits.
The Creepers I picked up on Kings Road that helped polish my punk rock look; the black suede booties that later would be manufactured into a huge pair of platforms for one of my performance pieces; the pointed granny boots I acquired in Paris at a shop on a cobblestone side street; all were relevant and important to me.
But let's finish with some filth: Andre Williams's Whip Your Booty is mean, diseased swamp rock, down and dirty.
Samuel Gram and Simon Blitzer are two Canadian producers weathering Calgary's dominant rock scene with their self-described brand of "booty wave".
Unless you've been living under a rock, you've heard DJ Snake's massive, booty-shaking single with Lil Jon.
Below the floor's five layers of glass (protected from scratches by the booties) can be seen the cracked, sharp-edged rock face of the canyon's rim and a drop of thousands of feet to the chasm below.
To borrow a line from Sir Bob: "It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid," because our favourite rock and pop stars are here to end your shopping misery with their branded Yuletide booty.
