But he becomes a hero when fanatical armed robbers take over the mall, triggering a Die Hard hostage situation, in which Paul Blart discovers the hero inside himself - and his Segway transporter somehow allows him to outrun the fastest bad guy.
All the robberies were "note jobs," meaning that the robber handed over a demand note but never brandished a weapon, the police said.
To hard-done-by shareholders and to the employees of companies that he has brought back from the dead, Mr Klesch is a saviour; to many others, he is a grave-robber picking over corporate cadavers.As Klesch & Co's sole owner, Mr Klesch declines to disclose profits; most of the investments have done well, he says, and all are still trading.
She did make sure to hand the baby over to his parents before hitting the robber over the head with the same bag he planned to use to hold his money.
When a friend posted photos of himself in front of his mailbox stenciled with his address, standing among a collection of suitcases with a caption: "Leaving for three weeks in Paraguay," I mentioned my concern; "You are telling robbers to come over and help themselves".
Instances date back as far as Robin Hood and stretch forwards in time to 20th-century villains such as Bonnie and Clyde and The Great Train Robbers – and over the centuries their exploits have been celebrated and pored over in the media of the day, from ballads and broadsheet newspapers to big screen movie epics.
A group of well-dressed, ruthless and highly polished robbers knocks over a bank.
Jack is a career criminal, or more specifically, a "ghostman," who's helped maybe a hundred bank robbers escape over the years.
Last week gloved robbers dropped over the garden wall, entered her home and stole her small portable jewel case, containing family jewels valued at more than a million New Francs.
Robbers tape over security cameras, disable the alarm system and break into the high-security underground vaults of the Diamond Centre in Antwerp, the world capital of diamond-cutting, getting away with an estimated £58m in goods.
