By Andy Borowitz April 2, 2018 AKRON, OHIO (The Borowitz Report) — Viewers of the Sinclair station in Akron were startled on Monday when a longtime news anchor, Carol Foyler, inexplicably began reading the evening news report in Russian.
AKRON, OHIO (The Borowitz Report)—Viewers of the Sinclair station in Akron were startled on Monday when a longtime news anchor, Carol Foyler, inexplicably began reading the evening news report in Russian.
The channel's launch drew just 22,000 people, which is below the threshold which Nielsen claims it can report viewers.
At its root, that's what makes Colbert's relationship with his Report viewers more substantial than the standard comedian/audience dynamic.
According to Nielsen's own Cross Platform report, viewers 18-34 years old watched an average of 131.7 hours of television every month.
Of course, this could also mean that regular Colbert Report viewers are being groomed for abduction, but hey, at least we know that the alien anal probers from Colbert's species will be well-informed on the process.
At the time, the Daily Mail published a double-page story reporting "viewer outrage" at The X Factor performances and featuring pictures of Rihanna and Aguilera.
Consider the Crossing Church where Hood reports viewers watch his streams for an average of 60 to 80 minutes.
For comparison's sake, YouTube in 2016 reported viewers had spent over 20 million hours watching and rewatching the presidential debates on the site ahead of the U.S. elections.
