Please Remove Your Shoes.
"Please remove your shoes," she said.
Metal is the cause of greed and war.... Remove your shoes.
If someone invited you to their house and asked you to remove your shoes would you keep them on?
"Remove your shoes," Mark Chavez deadpans at the start of the Pajama Men's show 2 Man 3 Musketeers.
And a security officer would no sooner remove your shoes than he would ask to move in with your family while you were away.
One can see a certain logic to making it illegal "to remove your shoes if your feet smell while you're in a theater in Winnetka, Ill".
The experience begins in an air lock, where you remove your shoes and socks and don a paper air-filter mask.
As you pass through the security gates and remove your shoes and coat, the first thing you notice is how unlike a place of worship it is.
After you get shoes that fit, enroll your feet in yoga class, the only gym activity that allows you to remove your shoes and give feet a workout.
After all, if you are already being forced to remove your shoes at the airport, and submit your laptop for explosives testing, surely you will not object to having your fingers scanned too?
