Press and hold the Setup button on your remote until the red TV light blinks twice.
Ball told Aberdeen's Red TV: "The end to the season, I think everyone here really enjoyed it.
The ICDB Regional Prizes for television went to Channel I (Bangladesh, "The Winner"), CCTV (China, "On the Road"), KI.KA (Germany, "TRICKBOXX in Arabia"), Channels TV (Nigeria, "ICDB 2007 – The World We Want"), Asociacion Nacional de Television Red TV (Peru, "Napa") and Spacetoons (UAE, "The World We Want").
Granted, it will be in the musty silence of the polling booth rather than in the brightly lit studios of those fraught, red-faced TV debates.
As anyone subjected to the inanities of red carpet TV coverage this year knows, we have reached peak red carpet.
"When the tape shows red," the TV correspondent narrates, "it means they're severely malnourished". After more than four years of civil war and proxy conflict, these Yemeni children, mothers, and doctors are trapped in what the UN has called "the worst man-made humanitarian crisis of our time".
Though I did manage to put together a rather stylish red metal TV cabinet, the door for which had a permanent imprint of my Rossi boot owing to repeated, frustrating, failed attempts to "glide" the legs into their slots... and there were all these leftover screws and no mention in the instructive but cryptic diagram of what to do, in English or Swedish, with the Allen key.
We have to deliver the journalistic quality people expect of us on the platforms they increasingly take for granted – from mobile phones to YouTube; from digital radio to podcasts; from red button TV to the iPlayer.
Whatever the long-term, if you're old and not feeling so good about it, watch RED on TV, where it seems to be playing all the time, and then pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and -- if it's still playing -- go see RED 2 in a movie theater, which is likely to be filled with old people like yourself.
Gillespie has tried to walk a fine line with the president, keeping him at arm's length while also courting Trump voters with red-meat TV ads and campaign surrogates.
"They have no ideas, they just watch the red-shirt TV channels and believe everything they hear," one protest supporter told me recently.
