There is also a high-concept, Hollywood-ready premise: the husband leaves behind 10 messages for his wife, to be opened on 10 successive months.
They maintain an impressive bottle selection, with many in the cooler ready for on-premise consumption.
Police are trained in preventing crime and violence and should be on the premises ready for any incident that may occur.
Just as that premise seemed ready to exhaust itself, they shifted neatly into "Dexterity," a Charlie Parker tune.
But how many parents are ready to hunt for premises, take on planning authorities and mug up the curriculum, particularly in inner cities where the need is greatest?
And so each summer, shortly after the Virginia-Kentucky District Fair and Horse Show wraps up at the fairgrounds, members of Virginia Lions Clubs start bleaching the premises, readying them for RAM's volunteers, who, working in animal stalls and beneath makeshift tents, provide everything from teeth cleaning and free eyeglasses to radiology and minor surgery.
Now, with Afghanistan coming under new management, several countries seem ready to reopen their ambassadorial premises.
It shut to customers at 5.30pm and Iacovou would close down the premises by 6pm, ready to walk Anita home.
Handily, a spokesman for Coral confirms that the new premises will be ready by the early stages of the coming football season.
"Within another year, if we double capacity, we'll be ready to move to other premises and maybe start employing," he said.
BT said it expected fibre broadband to be ready in 85% of Scottish premises by 2015, with 95% of coverage by 2017.
