Sentence examples for reading this headline from inspiring English sources

Potential responses upon reading this headline: Outrageous!

Not more than a week after my rant about the absurdities that poured from the mouth of Pat Robertson regarding Haiti's earthquake, I have the bittersweet experience of reading this headline: "Iranian Cleric: Promiscuous Women Cause Earthquakes".

Thursday night, he logged onto espn.com and read this headline: "Youkilis: I'll Always Be A Red Sock".

Read this headline from Florida, which has had six years of relatively quiet hurricane seasons, to see how these issues play out: "Why are Florida insurance premiums rising despite six hurricane-free years?" I wouldn't bet on a surge of late-season tropical storminess arriving to wake folks up.

"Los Angeles Residents Walk Up to 4 Hours Per Day to Look for Potable Water": I read this headline in a small monthly that covers the coastal province in northwestern Costa Rica where I was travelling, but it took me a moment to realize that this was not about the city of nearly four million where I pay my water bill, and not a joke, though it was April 1st.

When I read this headline, I thought there must have been some mistake.

I read this headline on NBC New York's website: "Queens Mosque Stabbing Victim Says He'd Retaliate if Given Chance".

If you read this headline and thought it was a double entendre, you are probably watching too much Comedy Central news.

I'm reading headline after headline.

"God Isn't Fixing This" read the headline that became a talking point throughout cable news coverage of the massacre's aftermath.

Well, you've read the headline of this article so you know that Carlos does not take this as the world's most obvious hint.