Because, frankly, I'd rather wake up happy, bright-eyed and clear-headed.
Who wouldn't rather wake up to the sound of the Indian Ocean instead of the Today programme?
Josh is one of Chip's best friends; but, even so, there were other people Chip would rather wake up next to.
OK, take the piss out of John Prescott if you like, but who would you rather wake up next to: Pauline or Cherie?
Most working actors in Hollywood are in full makeup by 6 a.m.; Mr. Corbett would rather "wake up at 10, have my breakfast, and read the paper.
99 out of a 100 rush hour commuters would rather wake up tomorrow morning finding their heads sewn to the carpet than listen to a Mariachi band, the plastic bucket drum duo, or the Peruvian guitar/flute guy at 8 in the morning 5 days a week.
If you'd rather wake up to waffles on your plate, and you simply must hold something over the fire pit, this cast iron waffle iron (pictured above) is a must.
I'd rather wake up on Nov. 5 sick at losing the Senate, but proud that Obama and the Democrats did all they could to make climate change, gun control, immigration and big money big issues, instead of losing because they were too afraid of losing to win.
