Or he says "I'd rather be a dick than a swallower" – but then he does a whole chorus with Frank Ocean.
If you're going to spend the next year of your life writing, you would probably rather write "Moby Dick" than a little household mystery with cat detectives.
On Alastair Campbell and the possibility of MacKenzie becoming the Conservative party's spin doctor: "The other day Francis Maude said to me, 'Do you want to be our Alastair Campbell?' - it was only party chatter - but I said I'd rather saw my dick off with a nail file.
Which would you rather stick your dick in: an emaciated, scabby hooker on speed or a buxom lady who thinks she's taking a nap in cotton balls?
One recent gentleman took pictures on a construction site wearing only his tool belt and work boots, showing off a trim body and a rather impressive hard dick.
The repeated refrain of "I'd rather be a dick than a swallower" was a bizarre take on the festival-closer sing-a-long and watching the polite crowd self-censor lyrics including the n-word while West angrily lamented the current state of race relations was a multi-layered sociological exercise i'm still unpacking.
"If you're going to spend the next year of your life writing," she explained, "you would probably rather write 'Moby-Dick' than a little household mystery".
The majority would rather douse their dicks with lighter fluid, strike a match, and dance around singing "Disco Inferno" than pay one more cent in taxes to Uncle Sugar.
"The majority," wrote millionaire novelist Stephen King recently, "would rather douse their dicks with lighter fluid, strike a match, and dance around singing Disco Inferno than pay one more cent in taxes to Uncle Sugar".
He took on the role of the reluctant political warrior; he'd rather have been making dick jokes, but someone had to try to tell the truth.
There were occasional corkers such as No Nose Job, Humpty's defiant comedic rebuke to the saboteurs of black body image (a kind of Baby Got Back written with a sharp mind rather than a stiff dick).
