For a few days, I took care to wear high collars and complained of a rash on my face to explain the blood spots.
As the members of the Electoral College gathered across the country on Monday, to elect the next President, there was another rash of articles seeking to explain how an untested candidate, whose approval rating stood at 37.5percentnt on November 8th, had managed to defeat an opponent who was a former First Lady, U.S. senator, and Secretary of State.
Within the first few days, the Jackson County Health Department had combed through the school and found nothing to explain the rash.
How else to explain the rash of gala nights to honour celebrity humanitarians, which one can't help feeling fosters the perception that no entertainer is capable of a truly selfless good deed?
The ratings for prime-time games are down by nearly 20%, leaving owners scrambling to explain the rash decline.
Not so for Sgr A*, though, which has prompted a rash of competing theories trying to explain its surprising lack of light.
But given that the legacy of guns and violence dates from colonial times, that does little to explain the recent rash of shootings in Jonesboro or Pearl, Miss., or Paducah, Ky.
The official discovery of a rash of fake booze may begin to explain why tourists in the area have recently been experiencing adverse and in at least one case, fatal reactions to their all-you-can-drink refreshments.
Even though there are treatment options, it's still not easy to explain to people that it's not a rash or burn and it won't go away completely.
Furthermore, there is no shortage of telepaths ready to explain why I might ever make such a rash decision.
