If he's away from home and his heart starts racing – as it did on a recent trip to Montana – he can email the readings directly to the nearest hospital, together with his medical history, confident that the correct medication will be waiting for him on arrival at the emergency room.
This minor tale of corruption and sharp practice satisfies most of the elements of the popular charicature of racing, featuring as it does bribes, shadowy characters and jockeys on the take.
When the Fox-Disney deal was first announced, I figured one reason the Mouse House wanted the Fox empire for itself was to play as big of a role in the Oscar race as it does in the box office derby.
On Sunday, instead of the ball winding up at Landon Donovan's racing feet, as it did in 2010, this time it wound up on Abby Wambach's solid forehead.
Some Republicans say they cannot win races by focusing on Democratic leaders, an approach that failed for Republicans in the Pennsylvania race as it did for them nationally in 2008.
"But if the conditions are wrong and it becomes a small boat race as it did two years ago, all of those small boats are well sailed and any of those 30 or 40 if the conditions are right, can win this race".
The average report is around 25 seconds long, and the program has regular features like "Around the World in 80 Seconds," which is more likely to feature footage of a Russian pig race, as it did last week, than footage of Vladimir Putin.
La Cañada (6-0, 5-0 in league) won every race, as it did every league meet outside of San Marino, on Thursday with Garrett Chin also winning the 100 backstroke in 56.65.
America's Best Racing's target audience is millennials and focuses equally on horse racing as a lifestyle as it does on horse racing as a sport/gambling opportunity.
Still, that Gaffney could somehow become a player in a national race strikes him, as it does others here, as surprising.
