Among many noxious references to his wife are a buddy's pre-wedding quip ("Oh boy, wait until she hits menopause") and his way of commissioning an Andy Warhol portrait of her.
The audience laughed, as did Pence, who quipped, "This boy has got a future!" Pence went on to say that he is "absolutely determined" to work together with Trump.
I admire his wit but hate how Spenser never lets up on his bad boy quips and his girlfriend Susan rarely eats more than a lettuce leaf.
He graduated from guest roles to playing a counterterrorism computer analyst on "24" and then dispensed quips from beneath boy-band hair as Tori Spelling's gay buddy on her self-satirizing series "so noTORIous".
This week's talk features city natives with no shortage of quips: the Beastie Boys' Adam Ad Rockk) Horovitz; Leandra Medine, of the blog Man Repeller; and the far from sophomoric teen-age writer and comedian Ruby Karp.
From the living room comes the sound of the men, their voices rich and pleased as they call down the questions of the day, revile Nixon, trade quips with the boys.
Mr Lisbon begins to see children as "only strangers you agreed to live with", and the family home becomes an extension of its occupants' relationships, emitting toxic smells, of "bad breath, cheese, milk, tongue film … the singed smell of drilled teeth", or as one of the boys quips, "the smell of trapped beaver".
"If I were to have came out and said that I was gay, which I'm not gay...back in 1996, people would have said, 'Oh, we knew,'" Rodman, who recently launched his Bad Boy Vodka Brand, quipped.
It's a reminder for those who only know George for his giant hats and quips on The Voice that the boy can make a monster of a tune.
I am home, I once quipped to one such adviser, a boy older than me, addressing him in two words: "Your mama". His fists came colliding into my head and for days afterwards I could smell colours and see smells.
