We stood in front of an impatient queue of people at the entrance, their hopes of getting into the prison fading fast.
At the bottom end, consumers are beginning to see through the old lie that supermarkets are always cheaper (my greengrocer beats the prices at Sainsbury's every time, which is why there's always a queue).
The Shepherd's Life: A Tale of the Lake District (Allen Lane) is out next month SM The Texas state capital's vibrant food truck scene nurtured the phenomenon that is Franklin Barbecue, which has been putting the queue into barbecue at permanent premises since 2011.
In Queensland, it seems, bands can't wait to queue up to offer support – or at the least, their silence – in exchange for a few dollars.
I am curious to find out how the mystery ends, but I wouldn't break your neck trying to add this one to the queue.
Smiling nicely at several attractive women who seemed strangely uninterested in having sex with him, Bond shuffled his way towards the front of the taxi queue.
But in the queue, Matt Dean, all the way from Stoke-on-Trent, says he's missed the big-name celebrity films.
"Let her join the queue," Kwairanga instructed his harried volunteers.
Meanwhile the self-proclaimed rich can skip the queue and proceed up the red carpet to buy cardboard burgers for 600,000 forints (£1,560).
For the next three weeks, people in need can queue for six hours to receive 3,400 forints (around £9) in a burger box for their trouble, the same amount they would have made by working for the minimum wage.
A local woman told me with disdain that Japanese tourists queue outside Gucci at 8am during the sales.
