Add jittery electronic beats, Björk's powerful voice and a string section, and you've just about got a sense of the latest album from Iceland's reigning queen of experimental pop.
It is Trump, she thinks, who is a modern-day Miss Julie – the queen bitch in the August Strindberg play she's just made into a movie.
Adeola Fayehun's ambush of ageing Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe has catapulted the queen of Nigerian satire, already a star in many countries in Africa, into the international spotlight.
It is impossible to count how many variations of the "new year drop" there are around the world, but none are quite as fabulous as Key West's Red Shoe Drop, during which a drag queen named Sushi is lowered to the ground from inside a gigantic high-heeled strutter.
Yes, the queen has displayed dignity and upheld certain moral values, but the one who succeeds her because of biological inheritance may be very different.
Speaking after visiting the Queen at Buckingham Palace, he said: "I have just been to see Her Majesty the Queen and I will now form a majority Conservative government … I have always believed in governing with respect.
The palace source added: "It is the tradition now that after the general election the Queen is at Windsor until such a time as someone is able to form a new government.
"When he resigns he has got to be able to advise the Queen whom to appoint in his place".
The Queen is one of the world's biggest winners, though it has to be said, she only got the job through an accident of birth, and loads of other people might have been as good if they had been given the same chance.
"The Queen today invested the Duke of Edinburgh with the insignia of a Knight of the Order of Australia at Windsor Castle, Buckingham Palacee said in a short statement.
The broadcaster RTÉ said 500,000 viewers watched its coverage of the Queen planting a tree at the presidential residence on Tuesday, and other channels also covered the occasion.
