Or 'mental fragility – flat tracks x too long a qualification period x simple misfortune = 31.32'.
Europe's qualification period ends in six weeks' time on the final day of the Johnnie Walker Championship at Gleneagles.
Morgan, who has played for Ireland, served a four-year residential qualification period to qualify for England.
Catalonia would somehow try to stay in the euro zone without going through the required qualification period.
The sport's governing body has launched a review into the three-year residency qualification period for a nation to select a player born abroad.
"I don't think any reasonable person would object to a three-month qualification period, or longer," says Valentina Ivan, who spent a year in Edinburgh.
He settled happily in Auckland, met his wife there and, after the three-year qualification period, became the Kiwi full-back as well.
It will be interesting to see if Canada can bring their west and east coast operations together, too, to gain full membership by the end of the qualification period.
Some clubs devised academy programmes aimed at exploiting the three-year residential qualification period for non-nationals, something the World Rugby vice-chairman, Agustín Pichot, is trying to undermine by raising it to at least five years.
Miliband had originally proposed a one-year qualification period, but said he would reduce this to three months, a move that would cover 90% of zero-hours contracts and was not welcomed by employers' organisations.
Jennings arrived last summer as a result of his father's friendship with Geoff Cook, Durham's director of cricket, meaning he should avoid the tighter new rules that require South Africans – even those with a mother from Sunderland, as he has – to serve a seven-year qualification period before becoming eligible for England.
