More than anything, he wants to put in a plug for his brother, Bill, and his new "organic fair trade" coffee business, "Cafe Campesino," it is called.
But for traveling around, putting in a quick game at a cafe, or playing your DS on the bus, you definitely want a more compact pair of cans.
"Instead of slagging me off you want to try and spend a bit more time keeping your leggings on every time a fella so much as glances at you," she told Sarah-Lou hours before she went into labour, before loudly putting in an order at the cafe.
"The important thing to remember," says Neill Denny, editor-in-chief of the Bookseller, "is that Waterstones is rolling out a £40m project that also involves refurbishing 100 stores and putting in good cafes.
The trust is putting in new workshops, community and education spaces, a cafe, gallery and a visitor centre.
Back in 1999 when the former Bankside power station was still a building site, its last galleries being painted and prepared for the opening displays, cappuccino machines put in the cafes and the Turbine Hall painted grey, Morris curated an exhibition at the old Tate on Millbank (now Tate Britain) by legendary American artist Chris Burden.
The winning project will put in shops, cafes and event spaces as well as areas for workshops, meetings and about 50 artist studios and workshop spaces.
She did everything at the cafe, from making gumbo to scrubbing the floors and singing torch songs, while still putting in a full day as a magistrate.
He offers to show me round but, in the end, we stay put in the ground-floor cafe, looking out on to the still water of the canal.
