Sentence examples for progress jokes from inspiring English sources

"Fatah reform is making progress," jokes one of them, "the old guard is getting older".

Although it is frowned upon, any audience member can record an in-progress joke or comedy club meltdown on a cell phone and upload it to YouTube, or take to Twitter to share an uncomfortable moment with the world.

"If people are stressing about their works in progress, we laughingly joke that perhaps they need to smoke a bit more," she says.

"I think I could just as easily 'encourage' progress from Geneva," he joked to Prentice.

The Senate had for decades been a cruel joke against progress and reform.

As the meeting progressed, more ideas and jokes were tossed back and forth across the table.

What starts as a joke progresses into a load of application forms, phone calls and screen tests.

It was one Saturday afternoon, when she was kicking and flinging her arms athletically — we were admiring our baby's progress, her beauty, and I joked, 'Lucky she doesn't look like me' — that my wife picked her up, away from me, and told me, 'She's not your child.' She'd met someone in Edinburgh.

But there's even worse to come, as the movie progresses from fart gags to rape jokes and finally on to pedophile jokes as its director does his best to offend the sensibilities of anyone with eyes.

"Jokes aside, Luke's progressing really well, he's putting in some positive strides.

Any progress, measured against the suffering, is a joke.