Sentence examples for premature jizzing from inspiring English sources

Premature jizzing is common.

This wasn't enough to dissuade an obviously envious Kirchick from jizzing his sanctimonious cyanide.

Jizzing in Santa's jolly round face.

He jizzed all over the place.

Someone in Barking probably just delightedly jizzed.

Jizz In My Pants documents an extreme case of premature excitement delivered in perfect deadpan Pet Shop Boys fashion, while Dick In A Box is a perfectly pitched caricature of early-90s R&B about a very special surprise ("A gift real special, so take off the top/Take a look inside - it's my dick in a box").

1. Premature?

Possibly premature.

This is surely premature.

Maybe that is premature.

Yet that seems premature.