Do not start any big events (ie potty training) up to six months before/after the birth.
"Once those port-a-potties fill up, there's no amount of cleaning that will save them," Purdy told the Post.
I see there are a bunch of porta-potties set up but I think to myself, "fuck that I'm going inside the house and take a nice relaxing shit".
Seems toddlers try to impress their mommies with their grown-up potty skills, only to end up in the emergency room.
All the shit is getting all stretchy and elastic like Pull-Ups potty training diaper pants.
I followed the remaining instructions (potty, check; pull-up, check; breakfast, check; outfit and hair bow, check; brown shoes, check; hat and coat, check; backpack and sippy cup, check; carseat, check) and drove Chloe to school.
Follow a brightly lit stairway, mimicking a grow house concealing flourishing "agriculture" behind plastic, you'll pass through a deconstructed port-o-potty and end up inside a vacant courtroom.
For the production that just wrapped, TAXI, I was the executive producer, so that means I was in charge of hiring and managing everyone, paying for everything, supplying food and port-o-potties, and picking up everyone's plastic plates and cigarette butts, and a million other things.
Motivate your boy to get potty trained by talking up a trip to buy underwear.
Now, take care of all the kids, make them grow up happy, potty train them, read for them, make sure they have good grades and take care of their jobs when they become teenagers.
