The former Watford striker, who was born in what is now DR Congo, had spells on loan with Braintree and Southend, before Posh paid a club-record fee of £1.5m to bring him to London Road in July 2013.
So what price, if any, do these posh girls pay?
Posh will pay an initial £500,000, which could rise subject to add-ons.
"Tiny Monkey in Posh Coat Pays a Visit to Toronto Ikea" remains the best headline of the new millennium.
Tessie enters the beau monde of the posh arts, paid to pose for a sculptor (Ian Keith) who tries to rape her, hired as a hostess by a fashion designer (Frank Morgan — yes, the future Wizard of Oz) who tries to seduce her, all while her boyfriend, Jim Hogan Tom Mooree), a mechanic by day and a taxi driver by night, plots to make millions by inventing a fuel-saving device for automobile engines.
And Posh made Derby pay for their profligacy.
Heck, live in posh La Jolla and pay the same thing and your commute to Silicon Valley is still less stressful than it is today.
Prebble's setting is a posh clinic where paid volunteers take part in pharmaceutical drug trials.
For example, although The Book of Mormon invites the poshest shoppers to pay £127, the secondary market was asking far more than that from people aiming to get in to the sold-out performances.
He could take different risks when his posh, educated audience, paying six pence a head or more, had a nice dry roof over their heads at the indoor Blackfriars theatre, where he could divert them with lighting, magical tricks, and stage effects like trapdoors.
