A willowy woman with shaved pubic hair stands near her two dogs before an enormous, deeply padded corner sofa.
The book is repetitive, heavily padded and poorly organized, with entire sections that read like dribbling afterthoughts: "Bonuses: Oddities and Character Actors," "The Fellas," "Zanies," "Exotics," "Maria Montez," "Abbott and Costello," "Dogs and Kids".
In contrast, the brown-tailed mongoose has narrower feet with more poorly developed pads.
Add extra padding to sofa cushions that have lost most of their support.
So why has a poorly written book containing this information, padded with much tedious detail, become an overnight sensation, a runaway best-seller, and the topic of every other political column, podcast, and dinner conversation?
For this generation of children, shuttled from padded soft play, to school, to club, to sofa, we've got a lot of work to do before they come over all Bear Grylls.
"It's my kumquat smoothie," he said, seated at a blinding neo-Victorian sunflower-yellow sofa and surrounded by curved bright orange padded walls.
I lay there pondering the situation before my daughter padded into the bedroom demanding to know why her poorly twin brother was being allowed in our bed.
A familiar path was padded into the carpet and a pair of suède slippers waited at their place by the sofa.
"There's a long consideration process to buying jewellery," Clarke explains, as we sit on plush sofas in her firm's showroom, the decor complete with mirrored furniture and luxuriant cream padded walls.
This would likely include products such as couches/sofas, loveseats, recliners, padded chairs, and children's furniture such as car seats, high chairs, changing table pads, infant sleep positioners/wedges, and portable crib mattresses.
