"I'm not about to sit here," he goes on, "and make it all, 'Uuuuh, we come from the hood and nobody ever had nothin' and nobody ever gave us nothin' and white man is the reason black people is poor.' Fuck that, it's 2012.
The poor little fuck was just sitting there behind the chain-link looking at his paws.
Because young people are poor as fuck.
"I am poor as fuck," one of them wrote.
We're also poor as fuck and can't afford it any more.
Then some worried-looking newsreaders said, "there's no more money," and something happened with the houses and the NASDAQ and now we're all poor as fuck.
"Good for them, they did it even though we all got together and decided to make them poor as fuck all the time".
In his Autumn Statement to Parliament last month, chancellor George Osborne didn't have a lot to say on students – unlike the summer Budget when he announced a complete cut to maintenance grants for poor students (fuck those guys, right?).
Take for example the alphabetically arranged non-hierarchical list supplied by the poor deluded fucks at NPR. Alright gang, let's riff.
Niggers, suck dick, they're all poor like Obama, fuck Michelle Obama.
