One by one, their right hands raised, the judges pledged to perform their duties "honorably, faithfully, impartially and conscientiously".
Nonetheless, the band pledged to perform its best show and delivered, having a lot of fun in the process.
This act displeased local neopagans, who pledged to perform rain magic to wash the figure away.
She's already taken her top off, publicly associated with Katy Perry, arranged for her son to disembowel a Donald Trump piñata and on Tuesday night, she pledged to perform oral sex on every Clinton supporter at Amy Schumer's comedy show. .
McCain (played here by Taran Killem) finally said he would not vote for Hagel unless he pledged to perform fellatio on a donkey if requested by Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu.
The fraternity's suspension came after an e-mail was sent to the University's Office of Greek Life from a parent who disclosed various hazing activities -- like forcing fraternity pledges to perform physical tests on while members shouted and threw tennis balls at them -- her son was forced to endure as an SAE pledge.
It's a ritual so familiar that it's become a cliché: A white person says or does something racially offensive, the incident gets broadcast by national media to a firestorm of outrage, and the offender is forced to read a stilted, lawyer-written apology at a news conference, and pledges to perform some act of contrition, like hugging a black child or visiting Martin Luther King's tomb.
The acclaimed Israeli playwright and director Joshua Sobol also joined the flight, weeks after signing a theater artists' letter containing a pledge not to perform in a new theater in the settlement of Ariel.
The City watchdog has hinted at unspecified concerns about his record at RBS but agreed not to pursue disciplinary action against him after he pledged not to perform any "significant influence function" at a City firm or "undertake any further full-time employment in the financial services industry".
"Please join me and all our brothers and sisters in global civil society in proclaiming our rejection of Apartheid in Israel and occupied Palestine, by pledging not to perform or exhibit in Israel or accept any award or funding from any institution linked to the government of Israel, until such time as Israel complies with international law and universal principles of human rights".
