Once you have inserted the earplugs, please chuckle politely, and non-genuinely, every 74 seconds, to maintain the appearance of non-biased and appropriate responses to the event.
Referee: Andy Hall (W Midlands) 7 28pm: The inevitable email: "May I know all of the Champions League, Championship and FA Cup squads and referees for the respective matches please, Paul?" chuckles Chris Laws.
"I believe the streaker that invaded the pitch actually spent longer at the crease than Ian Bell," chuckles Stefan Hopewell, pleased with himself but justly so.
"They threw at me not just the kitchen sink but also the toilet bowl," he said, chuckling, evidently pleased with his wordplay.
This is when the retired folks take their leave with a satisfied chuckle, so pleased those days are behind them.
"Could you spare some change," he said, "so I can buy some marijuana, please?" Mr. Bettany chuckled and dug into his pocket, handing him a pound.
A question asking the candidates if they were pleased with the traffic light system around the Town Center generated chuckles from the audience.
£59.90, uniqlo.com The white stiletto Jokes based on geography soon wear thin, so it's pleasing that any residual chuckles have been wrung from the white shoe-wearing Essex girl stereotype.
4. To avoid any perception of bias, please make sure to chuckle at all jokes, whether or not you find them funny.
"It greatly pleases me," he said, chuckling at his own understatement, during an interview in the study of his home here in Cape Town, surrounded by team photographs, game balls and other mementos of his days playing for the Varsity Old Boys Club.
Half a dozen oysters and your finest champagne (for under thirty quid) please!" The thought made him chuckle out loud.
