Then there's the promised ability to obtain a real-world racing licence by playing the game.
"Sky does not believe that Canvas should be allowed to proceed, or at least, not with the BBC, and the licence fee, playing an active role.
Events notice, bar licence, risk assessment, a site plan, premises licence, licence to play in the street.
The BBC Trust may have a wider role to play in reallocating licence fee money to other content providers if this becomes the preferred option for protecting public service broadcasting, according to Ofcom chief Ed Richards.
It is Lyons' job to make sure the BBC puts its house in order and is not seen to be playing fast and loose with licence fee payers' cash.
Clarendon thought that, yes, there could be things more repugnant - but he withdrew the play's licence anyway.
For Lyons, chair of the BBC Trust in 2010, two basic principles were at play: the licence fee should not be confused with general taxation and if the government wanted to get rid of the free licence fee it should have had the courage to take action itself rather than trying to shift the charge on to the BBC.
But in Morrison, playing in central midfield but with licence to attack, they had a man to light up the football darkness.
Rae, who is currently undergoing his A licence coaching course, will combine playing and coaching in his third spell at the club.
That all hinges on the outcome of Neath's appeal against the decision to deny them a Domestic Licence, to play in next season's WPL, and a Uefa Licence, allowing them to play in the Europa League should they qualify.
