But after I saw that show, I started writing my own first play, Fucked.
Penelope Skinner was 30 when her first play, Fucked, opened at the Old Red Lion Theatre – old enough to have discovered precisely what she didn't want to do.
For us, between being born and dying as late as possible, the main idea is to fuck, laugh, eat, play, fuck, drink, read, take a nap, fuck, talk, eat, argue, paint, fuck, take a walk … read, fuck, give, fuck, sleep, watch movies, scratch our balls, fart to make our friends laugh, but above all to fuck, and eventually get a nice little handjob".
"For us, between being born and dying as late as possible, the main idea is to fuck, laugh, eat, play, fuck, drink, read, take a nap, fuck, talk, eat, argue, paint, fuck, take a walk, do some gardening, read, fuck, give, fuck, sleep, watch movies, scratch our balls, fart to make our friends laugh, but above all to fuck, and eventually get a nice little handjob.
Didn't Tyrion seem to suddenly perk up after a season of boozy banter and eunuch gags by saying unsayable dialogue like, "The masters cannot let Mereen succeed because if Mereen succeeds, a city without slavery is a city without masters; it proves that nobody needs a master?" Wasn't it great to see the three worst people in Essos forced to play fuck, marry, kill with one another at spearpoint?
Played, fucked, drank, and got high.
Finally, she has had enough: "Fuck your books and plays, fuck this house... and all eccentric Irish people".
When NWA play Detroit in 1989, local police warn them off playing Fuck Tha Police.
At a gig in Chicago, officers rushed the stage to prevent them playing "Fuck tha Police".
She's played fuck, marry, kill with Making a Murderer prosecutor Ken Kratz, and grilled NYC flyer guy Dan Perino about his unconventional dating methods.
