He took me back to his apartment against my better judgment, where we role-played abusive father and obedient-but-scared daughter as he bathed me with baby soap and powdered my ass.
In his harrowing new film Lovelace, his face is obscured by a handlebar 'tache and soul-patch, all the better to play the abusive husband of the Deep Throat porn star Linda Lovelace.
Furthermore such person or body shall not act in any manner which is improper or use any one, or a combination of, violent conduct, serious foul play, threatening, abusive, indecent or insulting words or behaviour.
FA rules state: "A participant shall at all times act in the best interests of the game and shall not act in any manner which is improper or brings the game into disrepute or use any one, or a combination of, violent conduct, serious foul play, threatening, abusive, indecent or insulting words or behaviour".
His girlfriend would be the star, a dancer, and another friend would play her abusive overbearing boyfriend.
For Mo'Nique, who played an abusive mother, it represented yet another statuette for her groaning shelf this awards season.
Then the trio presented a supporting-actor award to Alexander Skarsgård, who played the abusive husband in "Big Little Lies".
Picking up his award, the actor, who plays the abusive, drug-taking Bruce Robertson in the film, said: "It's like Scotland's won the World Cup".
Also unsurprisingly, the best supporting actress award went to Mo'Nique, who plays an abusive mother in Precious: Based on the Novel by Sapphire.
Next time, it will not shock me when a vulnerable, talented misfit about my age infiltrates celebrity culture, then dies playing the abusive games of rebellion.
