Even her allergic reaction to plastic doesn't freak us out.
They didn't want to taint the pieces with sarcasm when it comes to LA cliches, which include unemployed actors, rich celebrities, health nuts, yoga freaks and plastic surgeons.
"As surgeons, we're control freaks," Dr. Cohen, the plastic surgeon, said.
Andy Warhol, of course, found the Velvets in a Greenwich Village nighthole and made them the band in his travelling freak show, the "Exploding Plastic Inevitable".
"Darling," she told me, "I was getting so tired of all these wars, the religious freaks, the recession, the plastic surgery vulgarity -- I simply had to hide, rejuvenate for a few years.
"You can't have a plastic chair, they said, the media will freak!
"I'm an accessories freak," the designer told me while wearing bejeweled plastic bangles on each arm, orange leather gloves and her signature thick-framed glasses.
Remember when Lana del Rey was big and everyone was very critical of her and feminists analyzed why people freaked out about the fact that she had plastic surgery done possibly?
Maybe in next week's episode Mordrake will cover a Kurt Cobain song before he takes a "freak" back to hell with him -- we just hope there's a plastic bag involved.
My New Jersey town near New York City tried to "reschedule" Halloween because of the devastation from the weekend's freak snowstorm, but that didn't seem to deter anyone or lighten my daughter's plastic pumpkin.
