But you don't know them, probably didn't communicate with them, didn't acknowledge them as anything more than the bloke pumping smoke over pissed dads and swaying uncles. .
Kenno's ditty spread like wildfire, and pubs up and down the country shook with the raucous, righteous howls of pissed up dads and lads having a good old fashioned chant.
I'd assumed that he lived with his dad but he told me, "My dad pissed off when I was a baby".
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We're supposed to be insubordinately dry and rigid, but there's something about Jamiroquai's music that can make anyone dance, from me when I was 10 years old, to your dad pissed up off cheap Tuborg at the local Spoons".
If you didn't go to high school and aren't familiar with the story of Lizzie Borden, she was a 32-year-old possible lesbian spinster who got pissed at her dad and stepmom for being cheap assholes and killed them by hacking into their heads with a small axe.
We were little feral bastards getting pissed on our dads' booze, stealing our mams' fags and pilfering our brothers' weed.
"My dad was pissed because I got an earring," he recalled.
Dad would get pissed and find the hardest geezer in the pub and call him a cunt, knowing he'd either recognise him or see he was disabled and wouldn't hit him.
