Young Guv is like college radio shitting on mid-90s power pop and then, without wiping, standing up to piss a little stream of lo-fi surf rock over the whole mess because you just had to go.
His recent oil, Trickle-Down Theory, which features the Las Vegas Stratosphere tower pissing out a golden stream of urine over a Boschian cast of characters, makes a dark pun on conservative economic theory, and manages to do so with religious conviction.
Then, somehow, a whole world is conjured in a toilet bowl, frothy continents and archipelagos formed in a stream of piss by a malevolent god.
Bubbles and droplets, which depend upon a perfect balance between internal and external air pressure to maintain their surface tension, bear much of the emblematic weight, appearing literally in a fountain or a stream of piss, or as metaphors for physical experience: "My body's / a drop of water", "the soap film is my skin".
Spotting her wild red mane, the lioness must have thought my mum was a threat, because she instantly fired a 15ft stream of piss directly into her face.
But the key hole was too high, so I wound up squatting and aiming the stream of piss at the gap between the door and the floor.
Spotting her wild red mane, the lioness must have thought my mom was a threat, because she instantly fired a 15ft stream of piss directly into her face.
The animal's stream of piss brings a wrecked television to undead life, the screen acting as host body for a demon whose elastic features flickeringly manifest as the mantra begins: "I... want... your... soul".
I decided to take it one step further, climbed off of him and sat in the bidet next to the toilet – aiming a firmer stream of piss at him.
I decided to take it one step further, climbed off of him, and sat in the bidet next to the toilet aiming a firmer stream of piss at him.
