Among the puzzles vexing investigators are how a man who had lost almost seven pints of blood could have made his way 70-odd miles across country - and what happened to him in the at least three days that he was missing.
It is brilliantly cut as the camera strays sideways from his dancing to stunned miners nursing their pints.
There was comedy, music, dancing, fresh hog, pints for a pound, broth and bread and more hog.
Godders "Eight pints" Bloom was exiled for hurling a Nazi jibe, and the leader, Nigel Farage, famously went verbal at EU president Herman Van Rompuy, accusing him of having "all the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk".
British workers have suffered the longest fall in living standards since the 1870s, and the Tory offer is making pints of beer 1p cheaper and cutting bingo tax.
Culture-clash opportunities abound, and Pride lays on plenty of broad, saucy humour: old Welsh ladies visiting Soho leather bars and laughing at dildos; miners frowning into their pints down the village hall while Dominic West camps it up on the dancefloor.
A long, thin room in a very accessible part of Old City, friendly bartenders in waist aprons and black ties pull pints and mix cocktails behind an antique, dark cherrywood bar.
And we aren't singing about moonshine, we're proud to be British and we have a song called Made in England that's all about fish and chips and pints".
Fred's favourite sentence: "23 pints of Old Peculiar and 15 packets of crisps please barman... magic!" resonates throughout the holiday, the number of pints growing steadily throughout the years, as the "kids" all grow up.
Nigel Farage, Ukip's leader, made three trips to the constituency during the four-week campaign, downing pints in local pubs, climbing aboard a tank and making disparaging remarks about Miliband, who visited the seat twice.
But in Bradford on Sunday one vicar will be celebrating Christ's resurrection with pints of beer in the city's newest craft beer pub, aiming to show that a love of God and booze are not "mutually exclusive".
