So I went home and streamed a few minutes of my baby on a rug, before quickly realising that there are better things in life than pimping out children to sate your overwhelming desire for attention, and switched it off.
That's not true: if we wanted to work together for safety – something entirely justified and appropriate – then it's possible we could be arrested for "pimping" from one another under that system.
In France prostitution is not illegal, but pimping and soliciting are.
Buying and selling sex is legal now (a situation that older voters, in particular, support, as the chart shows), but most of the things that make it possible kerb-crawling, soliciting, possible kerb-crawlingeping—are not.
Half a century ago, Cuban rebels were pimping up traditional folk tunes with political lyrics.
Prostitution itself is not illegal, but brothels are, as are soliciting and pimping (the charge laid against Dominique Strauss-Kahn in March).
Most countries (including Britain and America) have well-worn laws against touting on street corners, against the more brazen type of brothel and against pimping.
The sale and purchase of sex is currently legal in Britain, but soliciting, pimping, running a brothel and kerb-crawling are illegal.
Uninitiated TV viewers moved to investigate who that scary wrinkly man is pimping car insurance in the ad breaks will be doubly baffled when they find out that his latest album is a collection of understated French jazz, retro ragtime and neo bossa nova.
There truly is something for everybody, pimping wise, although do avoid PimpYourselfByAllMeans ButLeaveItTherecom as they are nothing to do with us, and useless.com
Even now, Sarsgaard seems more comfortable in support – although he struggled with Lovelace, as Chuck Traynor: when he's not pimping out wife Linda (Amanda Seyfried), he's savagely beating her.
