Sentence examples for piles of crap from inspiring English sources

Everything else is tackled on an ad hoc basis according to what is currently presenting the greatest danger to our child – cholera from insanitary conditions, burial under the piles of crap teetering on the stairs, going to nursery naked because there are no clean clothes in the house – and by whoever has the least-looming deadline.

Hell, you can't even see the desk as it's covered with piles of crap.

A few inmate-porters are let out of their cells to deal with the piles of crap all over the unit.

You know, the ones with those artfully arranged to look not artfully arranged piles of crap spread out on a table or guest room bed that included at least three of the following items: a black Sharpie, an XXL Ziploc bag, a sheet of custom Label Daddys, a marked up packing list, a stuffed emoji pillow, and an airbrushed plastic clipboard with the camp zip code on full display.

Every masterpiece is on top of a pile of crap.

As far as I was concerned that was always a pile of crap.

I'd rather watch this magnificent pile of crap any day than sit through either of those bores again.

Call it the Greater Manure Pile Theory of Intelligence: the bigger the pile of crap, the greater the likelihood that there is a pony beneath it.

You can't reform the health service if the doctors think your reforms are a pile of crap, which is roughly what they do think.

Maybe you could even bundle your own MBA debt atop a pile of crap, sell it to a school pension fund and then bankrupt dozens of retired art teachers.

"Yeah, everyone thinks if you've got three Michelin stars you'll think poutine is a pile of crap, but I grew up on chips and gravy," he continued.