In tune with these times, she's a pig-and-sausage lover, and this serves the best of a number of excellent pasta dishes.
These "teacup pigs" only grow about as big as a small spaniel, and they're bringing the awwws from pet lovers and celebrities alike.
All are good options and would be commendable at another taco stop, but lovers of the pig should choose those fillings only if there's a shortage of the chorizo or the marinated pork, called enchilada.
Lovers of the pig will be aware that there's one ideal man to go to for advice, the high priest of nose-to-tail eating, Fergus Henderson whose St John restaurant is conveniently located right next to the meat market.
"The one that really kicked it off was to do with the prime minister's time at university, which read, 'Animal lover Cameron loses pig farmers' vote'.
Like those who crave porcelain pigs or Swedish glass, wine lovers are at heart collectors, and wine cellars are where they go to be surrounded by their collection.
The ones at the Breslin have been as breathlessly exalted, among Manhattan's meat lovers, as those at the Pig, but they are made with lamb instead of beef, and feta instead of Roquefort.
What natural theology, taken seriously, shows is not the great Watchmaker or the All-Seeing Jove but the absent-minded Landlord, a sort of eternal Lord Emsworth, who, though he helps the young lovers, cares mainly about his pig.
Earlier in the year, a roman à clef by a onetime lover described him as a "pig".
Five is heading for a new storm over dumbed down reality TV shows after screening its most controversial broadcast yet in which David Beckham's alleged lover was shown masturbating a pig.
