She's also selling her 800-piece doll collection (for between $10 and $3,800) and her 60,000-square-foot New Orleans mansion.
If clearing puzzle pieces, doll shoes and an Easter basket off the table so you can set it for dinner makes sense, you too have a toddler.
The works, shown in editions of three, at galleries in as many cities, are large painted porcelain casts and wood carvings, executed by expert artisans, of tchotchkes that include the Michael Jackson piece, a simpering Cabbage Patch doll, and a saccharine John the Baptist clutching a cross, a pig, and a penguin.
Read Victoria Wright's piece 'Breastfeeding dolls for little girls?
Four-piece Broken Doll, known for their energetic performances and awesome Harajuku-style fashion, are playing, there's a bar and the crowd is buzzing around the exhibits.
In The Artist, Luke Butler creates a paper doll piece that Helfand says "speaks to the idea of how we manipulate our idols, we can literally play with his sexiness, transcendence, and flash".
It is often easier with paper clothes to attach the pieces while on the doll.
Often the pieces are augmented by what would call 'found art': Pieces of antique doll heads, marbles, rubber, broken sunglasses forming fantastic creatures with say spoons as hands and ladles as feet.
One piece is a doll-like wooden figure of a bearded man holding a bunch of grapes.
To make short sleeves, keep crocheting until the piece reaches the dolls' elbow, or above it.
Wrap the bigger piece around the dolls' body, and sew the sides together.
