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For those who hadn't registered the date, the terms-and-conditions page spelled out the joke: "No, we don't plan to scan every one of your incoming messages and automatically send the perfect reply".
But if you're a bit strapped for reading time, one group, We Hunted the Mammoth, has taken two things the internet loves – handwritten signs and cats – and created the perfect reply: Confused Cats Against Feminism.
They have come up with the perfect reply to relatives who ask when they are going to get married: "Well, Aunt Ernestine, I'm just being a patient and obedient Christian.
Quite apart from the historical resonances of young people demanding freedom in a city square, the moderate youths described by Mr Cameron have (today at least) provided him with a perfect reply when asked awkward questions about the Muslim Brotherhood, and his decision not to meet them.
It wasn't a good reply... but it was also the perfect reply.
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