Sentence examples for penis up from inspiring English sources

Several reviewers described Dwight's quote, "I can retract my penis up into itself," as the most memorable line of the episode.

Lying down and putting the scrotum and penis up on a throw pillow with a bag of frozen peas or corn on them can be very helpful".

This time, gently push your hand down while you lift your penis up, creating resistance.

He seems particularly pleased with the latter, as you might expect from a man whose love of football led him to become chairman and director of Watford FC shortly after coming out as bisexual, with perhaps inevitable results: "Thousands of away supporters singing 'Don't sit down when Elton's around or you'll get a penis up your arse,'" he laughs.

All this he juggles with magazine columns, his Harley Street clinic, and a voracious Twitter audience who rely on him to answer (and always in capitals) such varied questions as "can HPV get in your eye and lead to cancer?" ("NOT THAT WE KNOW OF, NO") to "will sticking my penis up the hoover (for pleasure) cause any damage to my genetils [sic]?" ("QUITE PROBABLY").

Like the poles and ropes that support a circus tent, something has to keep an erect penis up.

"If the man's penis is up," explained one, "unless it enters into the vagina, it won't lie down.

Leonardo said at a meeting about where to site Michelangelo's David that the nude statue needed its penis covering up – a symbolic castration of his rival.

First Graciela Fabres, 26, of West New York, N.J., parked her stroller and held her hand beneath the penis, palm up, as if presenting merchandise on "Let's Make a Deal," while her husband took her picture.

The authors note that people with the highest levels of self-control are only slightly better than average at controlling their weight, and they describe disturbing experiments that confirm the old saying "When the penis stands up, the brains get buried" (it sounds better in Yiddish).

While hearing him rap: "My penis rise up in the morning like a Phoenix," is beyond disturbing, his casually dropped-in story about meeting Wu-Tang's Method Man and ODB when he wrote for Zig and Zag on The Big Breakfast is impressive.