Sentence examples for penis thing from inspiring English sources

It's the boldest show of academic elitism and greatest waste of taxpayer dollars since the duck penis thing.

And they don't mind, they think it's all OK because of the penis thing.

"About the time I learned about sex and all of that fun stuff and started going through puberty (13ish) I started to mess around with the whole phantom penis thing.

I pawed her breasts and she poked my penis, things went this way and that and I came in the condom quickly.

"They've got the penis envy thing going.

"They've got the penis envy thing going," a contractor whose business specializes in building SCIFs says.

We went out to the streets to ask people how they learned about the whole penis-vagina thing.

"They were unveiling a prototype penetrative vibrator, a big, ugly, wobbly, penis-shaped thing, purple in color, with rotating beads in the shaft.

"I remember about 14 years ago I was in a product development meeting for a major sex toy retailer," he says, "and they were unveiling a prototype penetrative vibrator, a big, ugly, wobbly, penis-shaped thing, purple in color, with rotating beads in the shaft.

Not "Lisa is a cunt" or "I enjoy putting my penis in a thing called a cunt".

There was the Dora the Explorer Aquapet that looked distinctly like a dick and balls, the Muppets Beaker Hot Wheel car that also looked like a dick and balls, the E.T. Finger Light that resembled a big wrinkly penis, and this thing, which is essentially an action figure with a giant boner.