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Here's what you need to do: Split the paper into three columns—"past fucks I might be able to revisit," "new people I vaguely know and might plausibly end up sleeping with," and then what we call "prestige pulls," a.k.a.a
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What they wanted was to get back to their ancestors — way the fuck past Grandma and Grandpa, all the way back to the lizards and the snakes.
Past performances include Fuck for the Heir Puppy Bear!, where five couples had sex in public in Moscow, and How to Snatch a Chicken, in which a Voina member stuffed an entire chicken into her vagina.
This is one of the greatest works of American art of the past century and fuck you if you were ignorant of this.
Fuck you, you fucking fuck.
But I'm glad I know about "booty-call friend," a fun, gentlemanly way to get "fuck buddy" past the network censors.
Fuck the past, kiss the future!" at the beginning of "Even Better Than the Real Thing".
He comes barreling out of the trailer in the trailer park, totally nude, storms past me, "Where the fuck is my motorcycle helmet, Aaron!?" like we had seen each other yesterday.
He's quoting Biggie Smalls' "Fuck the past/ Let's dwell/ On the 500 SL/ The E&J and ginger ale" and he starts talking about how he learned to speak rap and can translate it for us.
I note the cooled past tense of "I fucked" (him) and the pressing present tense of "I love" (her), and I think, for the first time, that if I have a life partner or a soulmate or one counterpart in the couple form, she should be a woman, and then sex can be sex with men.
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Since I tried Ludwig back in 2017, I have been constantly using it in both editing and translation. Ever since, I suggest it to my translators at ProSciEditing.

Justyna Jupowicz-Kozak
CEO of Professional Science Editing for Scientists @ prosciediting.com