Its "voters are going nowhere", Parris sneered, for "this is tracksuit-and-trainers Britain, tattoo-parlour Britain, all-our-yesterdays Britain".
Besides the beach, Dueodde has Scandinavia's highest lighthouse, two German bunkers, and a much-loved ice-cream parlour, Bornholm Softice, but not much else.
In one of the more surreal moments during the election campaign, I ended up with Osborne in an ice-cream parlour in Cleveleys.
(That is, if they are not already discussing it up there in the great central bankers' resting parlour in the sky).
You pass a banqueting hall, a mayor's parlour, committee rooms and reception rooms, until you reach a tiny office in which crouches the genial figure of Sir Howard Bernstein, like a spider in a gothic web of corridors, exuding power.
The Settle Down Cafe on Thornton Street has a back room like the parlour of your nan's house.
I must admit to surprise at your apparent naivety on hearing the words 'receptionist in a massage parlour'.
I used to work in an ice-cream parlour as a student and two guys I worked with looked like John Lennon and Paul McCartney.
Then we were jamming in the train's rehearsal space (next to the massage parlour).
The solution – speed reading – may seem like a magician's parlour trick or a knack you have to be born with.
I merely had to receive orders and relay information for my Lord Vader and, by inference, for the teenagers gathered on the parlour carpet.
