The Onion is under fire after citing the real-life California Parenting Institute of Santa Rosa as the source of the statement "Every style of parenting produces disturbed, miserable adults".
This is about understanding the unforeseen effects of your parenting: producing children either unable or unwilling to leave the nest.
"The government produces lazy people, then lazy parents produce lazy children," fumed Mr. Yurchenko, noting the chronic difficulty of finding Russian farmhands.
Educated parents get better jobs, obviously; 68% already enter the lowest paid professions and low-paid parents produce low-paid children.
That is, it measures the degree to which, for example, taller than average parents produce taller than average offspring.
Organisms are thought to reproduce by means of seed: Democritus seems to have held that both parents produce seeds composed of fragments from each organ of their body.
Private family photo sharing network Tweekaboo has just launched the Tweekabook, an 8.5″ x 8.5″ book offering that lets parents produce and print baby books right from their iOS app.
Letting anti-gay parents produce straight kids would ensure that more children were wanted children and fewer suffered abuse.
If education really is the issue, it's a big part of how families transmit inequality -- how rich parents produce rich children, and poor kids turn out poor.
Consider a situation where four base parents produce six offspring.
