Served in overflowing cardboard cones wrapped in paper, eaten with tiny forks and topped with the customer's choice of at least a dozen sauces, most mayonnaise-based.
I get up and prowl around the living room, doing nothing in particular, read the paper, eat an unnecessary bowl of cereal, read the out-of-town box scores on the Internet.
Remove with a slotted spoon and drain on kitchen paper before eating with the salad and, if you like, hoisin sauce on the side.
Professor Arnold van Huis, an entomologist at Wageningen University in the Netherlands and the author of the UN paper, says eating insects has advantages.
These people aren't fussed: There's blood all over the front of the train, the person underneath is screaming, the police and ambulance are there, and the driver will just be sitting there reading the paper and eating their sandwiches.
Even Rachel Monica Keenaa), who has a model-perfect figure, starts stressing about papers and eating mayonnaise and potato chip sandwiches.
While I'm on the phone, I'm always signing papers and eating grapes or pineapple chunks.
(In the main market in Nice, it's baked a few hundred yards away and delivered by bicycle, to be wrapped in paper and eaten on the street).
In the name of God, why? Simon Hoggart explained the appeal of Test cricket thus: "Sitting in an almost empty Grace Road, Leicester, watching a few overs between showers, reading a book, finally opening the greaseproof paper to eat my two meat paste sandwiches, washed down with orange squash".
In short, the team is building a robot that can tell if a pizza box should be recycled or thrown away or the cheese stripped off the paper and eaten days after consumption of the actual pizza.
