(That certainly seems to be the ethos behind the TLC reality show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo," a look at a child pageant star who is so scary and riveting she has turned Honey Boo Boo into a national punch line: this 7-year-old is the new Snooki).
In recent weeks, this group has turned its attention to the impending Miss World pageant.
However, a pageant spokeswoman confirmed to the news website that the beauty queen has turned in her crown.
By the weekend, a performance that at 1st seemed comprehensible only as dated melodrama or ironic comedy had turned into a patriotic pageant.
But, the thousands who have turned out at her pageants this year also reflect a moral conservatism and regional pride that remain stronger in the French "provinces" — a term widely employed here to mean "everywhere but Paris" — than is often recognized.
After a 14-hour shift in the rain on Sunday - marshalling crowds who had turned up to watch the river pageant - they were then taken to a swamp-like campsite outside London, it is claimed.
Around half a million people are thought to have turned out to watch the annual pageant which featured more than 7,000 participants and 19 bands.
The British-drugs-mule-nabbed pageant has many moves, but it always turns out the same in the end.
This insubstantial pageant has faded.
The pageant has since apologized to her.
