Laying the pus-covered pad on the desk in front of him, he gave up his secret.
It's day four so I'm barely bleeding, but I'm still wearing a sanitary pad.
However, the chance to pad through the shadowy aisles of damp barrels, and admire the ecclesiastical architecture shouldn't be missed.
Located above fashionable Camps Bay and designed by a leading South African architect, this pad is made up of a main house with five double bedrooms and a penthouse with two doubles, and can be rented separately or as a whole.
On the opening, title track, his central chorus line is a breathtaking update of her ruminations – hope and longing swing upward, are briefly lit, and then pad softly down into a dim world of inner brooding.
When the conversion of numbers 1, 2 and 3 Cornwall Terrace – acquired last year for £120m by Sheikha Mozah bint Nasser Al Missned, one of the three wives of Sheikh Hamad bin Khalifa Al Thani, the former emir of Qatar – is complete, the resulting palace is expected to be London's first £200m-plus pad.
He reached into his pocket and pulled out an old sanitary pad.
"At a time when scientists tell us we need to reduce carbon pollution to prevent catastrophic climate change, it is absurd to provide massive taxpayer subsidies that pad fossil-fuel companies' already enormous profits," said senator Bernie Sanders, who announced on 30 April he is running for president.
Garlic and chinese chives (which you may remember from our old friend pad thai) are popular – used by Brissenden, Stein and Luu – as is mint (Brissenden, Luu, Stein and Gourmet).
The emphasis is on relaxing and being looked after by the incredibly friendly staff who pad quietly around, slipping fresh towels on to your sunbed if you can summon the energy to get off it for a dip in the sea, and asking you at around the same time as you ordered a beer yesterday if you would like one today.
That Russian connection Green mentioned is the multimillionaire petrochemicals trader Max Demin, who owns a pad down the road on Sandbanks, one of the UK's most expensive pieces of real estate, and a share of the football club.
